I know for a fact that everyone ever interested in sports has worn a shirt for their favorite team or athlete. Throughout the soccer world, regardless of what team you support or country you live in, there is a special category of people. We call those people Full Kit Wankers. A full kit wanker is someone that wears a full soccer uniform in a situation other than participating in actual soccer. These people are dedicated and the butts of countless jokes.

At the annual White House Easter Egg Roll this year, everyone’s favorite weird presidential son was on hand in a full Arsenal kit kicking a ball around. That’s right, Barron Trump, a child whose name sounds like a World War I fighter pilot, was playing soccer in a full Arsenal shirt, shorts, and socks combo to become the Presidential Full Kit Wanker.

Let’s wait until next year to see if he’s in a full Russia kit.

#WengerOut #BarronIn