If there has been a theme across all of my coverage of Nashville Soccer it has been that I want a lazy river in this damn stadium. Some of you may read this and think “HA silly Brian, stadiums aren’t for aquatic festivities.” and to you I say … Shut up.

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Pros

1. They are super relaxing!

Name a better way for supporters to unwind after hours of jumping, singing, and playing drums. GO AHEAD, TRY

2. Beach drinks.

You are lying to yourself and to everyone else if you cant admit that Piña coladas and Margaritas are absolutely amazing.

(lying is bad)

3. Multi-purpose stadium.

When stadiums aren’t hosting sporting events they are just big stupid pieces of metal that don’t really do anything. With an on campus lazy river (possibly heated?) the stadium could have an alternate revenue source for a large chunk of the year!

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